cuntmaster

definition 1- someone who steals your trail mix
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report

damn, i was trying to fuck this girl then i found out she was a cuntmaster, oh my god.

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Sir Dickington

A name used to describe an individual who is both fancy and hungry for the cock

Wow, Sir Dickington over there sure looks flamboyant today

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