shit a waffle

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

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hurly burly

Comical slang term description of the female body when moved in a sexy way to tempt a man, such as a girl doing a striptease.

"Lookit man, ain't her hips "hurly burly"...makes me drool!"

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blue balled

Intentional arousal of a male almost to the point of release, but denying ejaculation for a prolonged time to greatly intensify the final climax. Used often in BDSM, female on male or male-on-male in gay sexual games. Standard in the male tickling fetish community, it produces prolonged, heavy ejaculation in the highly sought-after male "double orgasm".

After being tickled blue balled for an hour, his incredible orgasm made him pass out.

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