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Extreme nausea accompanied by loose bowels due to excessive consumption of Sangria (usually in concert with heaping piles of spicy Mexican chips, beans, cheese and guac).
"The entire Sales Dept has Sangriarhea and won't be in today."
Pronunciation: \Ëspam-Ëhan-dÉld\
Function: transitive verb
To cause extreme agitation to less-than-computer-saavy individuals by sending rough and tumble (and entirely bogus) email messages about having tapped into their address book, ebay and/or paypal accounts.
"Your mother's just been spamhandled into giving out her password ...again."
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A isolated, triangular patch of long, scraggly hair protruding from the chin that could pass for a vagina.
"You have some banana (?) stuck to your Beardgina," or, "Would you care for some knockwurst with that Beardgina?"
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Like tears of joy ...that occur much lower.
"The dog was so glad to see us that he made 'happy tinkle'" or, "That was SO great of you that I may cry or ...no, wait, it's just a little happy tinkle!"
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A hypnosis induced by being stuck for any length of time on âHOLDâ or in an elevator that plays new age music.
"Please accept our apologies for the wait, how may we help you today?â
âWhaâ¦, whoâ¦? OH! Yes - Iâm sorry! I was Yanninotized by your new age HOLD music. Remind me who I was calling again?â
The intentional or habitual putting off of spending money that you don't have.
"Quit your poorcrastinating and buy me a damn sammich!" or; "Poorcrastination is the art of keeping up with all the crap you bought yesterday," and finally, "Poorcrastination is the theif of much better times."