Scuba Diving

When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.

Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.

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Poon Tonic

An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.

Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.