snatchpaste

1.the pasty residue on a dirty vagina.

2. a jerk

1. "i was drunk as shit and about 5 seconds into eating Jenny out i realized i had a mouthfull of snatchpaste and threw up on her stomach."

2. Guy1: the new coldplay album is going to rule, that guy is a genius.
Guy2: whatever, snatchpaste

Rumpy tumpy

Chubby, but in a cute way that works.

"Ugh, I'm getting kind of rumpy tumpy since I got off keto!"

"Yeah, but you're so cute."

cunt-hair

a very small increment of measurement.

waitress: do you want ketchup on your eggs?
patron: just a cunt-hair

Girl 1: your gas light just came on, we should stop somewhere.

girl2: nah, we can get there on just a cunt-hair

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