Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.

Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage…

Lunching Off

When it's around lunch time at work so you stop working, but you're also not eating lunch.

Boss (approaching desk): "Hey Jeremy, what are you up to?"
Me, not eating, but also not working: "Oh, just lunching off."

slacktastrophe

The resulting mess from when members of a work group choose to stop picking up the slack from a coworker who is a slacking slacker. Instead, they sit back and watch the coworker's world crumble and burn.

(Slacking coworker) called in sick three days in a row. She doesn't realize her shit's due today. I'm going to the staff meeting just to watch the slacktastrophe!

Hoff-drop

slamming someones facebook profile with many, many provocative pictures of David Hasselhoff. Best served on Birthdays. Used in place of "like" rape.

When I woke up and checked my facebook, I found that X Hoff-dropped me while I slept ... asshole!