dock my cock

A male having sex with another person, either vaginally, orally, or anally.

I have a date tonight with a really hot chick and I hope to dock my cock

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bellyboarding

for a gal to have sex on top of a guy with a six -pack

Ann: "What were you doing last night?
Candi: "I was bellyboarding on Jeff. Best time ever!"

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ice prick

A guy who is emotionally cold about whom he has sex with. Might not even recall their names.

Bill told me he has had a lot of belly down dates lately. I asked Bill about how much he had been hooking up and what were their names. He couldn't remember...he is such an ice prick.

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c and c cocktail

short for cum and cunt cocktail: The liquid inside a vagina resulting from the combined male semen and female lubrication.

If you're a real man, Todd, you'll slurp up the c and c cocktail.

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belly down date

A date during which a male expects to get a lot of sex.

"Hey, Todd! I here you have a date tonight. What's planned?" Todd responds: "Nothing specific, but I hope it's a belly down date!"

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