Masturbation

One of the greatest joys in life. Discovered (hopefully) when you go through puberty.

Andrew Dice Clay: Masturbation is king. Oh yeah, you know it, I know it so who are we bullshittin'?

615👍 300👎

Chicago Cub fans

One of the most pathetic creatures on this planet. They don't come to watch the game (who would?) and they know nothing about baseball. Their only joy is making fun of Sox fans, to which Sox fans proceed to beat the shit out of the pansy Cub fan. Cub fans also live in the past, always referring to the 2003 playoffs, which they famously and hilariously lost.

Chicago Cub fans 1-Wow, the Sox won the World Series.

Cub fan 2-Yeah, but did they make it to the playoffs in '03?

Cub fan 1-No!

Together-Yeah, we are so good!

205👍 223👎

Dante Hicks

One of the main characters in Clerks 1 and 2. Played by Brian o' Hallaron.

Dante Hicks' girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

61👍 9👎

Bluntman and Chronic

The two main characters of the comic book written by Banky Edwards and Holden McNeil in Chasing Amy.

Also see Jay and Silent Bob

Bluntman and Chronic are based off of Jay and Silent Bob.

56👍 7👎

Puddle Cruiser

The first film by the Broken Lizard comedy group.

Puddle Cruiser is a pretty good movie.

11👍 3👎

Dane Cook

A hilarious comedian that most black people have never heard of.

Dane Cook is really funny.

218👍 317👎

Fall Out Boy

An absolutely god-awful band. Might be some of the worst music I have ever heard. I am ashamed these faggots are from Chicago.

Wow, Fall Out Boy sucks. They're entire fan base consists of girls and gay men.

49👍 60👎