carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

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Soyboy

The technical government name for vegans who are factually morally superior to all carnists on planet earth

"Haha John is a soyboy"
"Yeah I know. I'm a very cool vegan who is morally superior to you, you dirty, dirty, dirty carnist."

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Soypeople

Just like my definition for "soyboy" except it includes females and males, The technical government name for vegans who are factually morally superior to all carnists on planet earth.

"Haha Rachel and Sarah are Soypeople"
"Yeah we know. We are very cool vegans who are morally superior to you, you dirty, dirty, dirty carnist."

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