Poop Cuck

When you’re sharing a hotel room and you are the first one to poop in the bathroom, therefore making them deal with the smell and the consequences.

I was sharing a hotel room with Joost and he poop cucked me! It smelled terrible. I think he’s sick.

Cliff Diving

Cliff Diving is the act of last-minute bowing out of a social engagement amongst friends or colleagues, because you're secretly binging on pornography. The "drive" of Cliff Diving, refers to the heads-over-heals nature of the pronograhy binge.

Where's your boy at? Where all here at the bar!
Oh, he's not answering texts. He's probably Cliff Diving on that butt porn.
Probably true.

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Dutch Pucker

The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.

My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.