Diplomat

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

a Diplomat is a Diplomat. Theres ur example.

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Wrinkle

Something other people have. You have character lines.

Child "Mommy look at your wrinkles!"
Mum "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"

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Tomorrow

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Judy - Josh rake the lawn
Josh - Ill do it tomorrow

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spiffy

1. word used by teneille and sam.
2. when a situation is so fucking cool
3. the action of touching your fingers together and wriggiling them like a worm.. and yellig out SPIFFY!!!

1. teneile & sam: "SPIFFY!!!"
2. Elle jest got hit by a water bomb!!! "SPIFFY!!"
3. "sockie we won the word game AGAIN!!! SPIFFY TO DA MAX!!"

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alcahol

A liquid good for preserving almost anything except secrets.

Girl- I cant beleive you cheated on me
Guy- But i diddnt!!
Girl- You told me you did last night!
Guy- That was the alcahol talking...

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amnesia

1. condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again

*After child is born*
Jim: "i got Amber back in the sack straight after we got out of hospital!"
John: "Dam she must have amnesia!"

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