thong maxi pad

tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!

damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!

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margorie

to have air expelled from your anus
aka fart

man i just margoried and it was wet and hott

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dirty sizzle

A phrase used to describe a geographical location, The Dirty South. It is a lesser known, albeit cooler way to say The Dirty South or The Dirty Dirty.

Down here in the Dirty Sizzle, we like pig pickins and hush puppies. I said hush puppies, bitch!

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A's pizza

Pretty much the worst excuse for pizza I have ever tasted. It has burnt crap on the bottom of the bread. The sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in Canyon Lake. To summarize it for you "crap on crust"

A's pizza worker: What would you like today Sir?
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.

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dandy fop

an elderly gay gentleman with fancy tendencies

My history teacher is such a dandy fop

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patouhas

its when you take a bag of feces and light it on fire then get high off the fumes and chuck the bag at stuff

You fucking hoodlums, ill get you for this how dare you patouhas my new cadillac escalade

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crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

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