montauk

the greatest place on Long Island. the beginning, the End. And yes, It's way the fuck out there.

If you can't stand the Hamptons, and uptight assholes, Montauk is the place to go.

Bring beer, a chair, and umbrella, and leave your bullshit at home.

"where you going?"

"Montauk"

"Sweeeeet"

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Ireland

Land full of people who for some reason or another seem to hate yanks. yet for all this hate, they seem to do nothing but talk about yanks. Hmmmm?

Also, have become rich and lethargic, overun by immigrants, and bitch about their government. hmmm, sound familiar?

Once full of intelligent people who have either 1) left and became Yanks or Aussie's, 2) died trying to create a free Ireland (and are rolling over at what a bunch of pussies it has produced) or, 3)drank themselves to death (yeah I've heard the stereotype isn't true, ha ha ha ha).

chock full of wankas

Yank: "hello, yes my father grew up in that house over there and I am here to see why he left Ireland."

Irish: "you stupid Yank, your not Irish, your a fat war mongering Yank, trying to take over the world. get outta my country."

yank: "O.K....I got my answer, my father was right to leave Ireland and come to NY, what a bunch of pricks"

Irish: "Oh, your from NY, go to (insert Pub name) and tell my brother Joe I said hi, you stupid wanka yanka."

Yank: "oh he left too, huh?"

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politically correct racism

the socially accepted attitude that it's OK to be racist as long as your skin doesn't have a hue of white.

Black Man: "get outta my way you stupid Cracker"

White man: "yes Mr. African American, I accept your politically correct racism and bigotry because of the hate my "ancestors" put upon you, and therefore will get out of your way."

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politically correct racism

the socially accepted attitude that it's OK to be racist as long as your skin doesn't have a hue of white.

Black Man: "get outta my way you stupid Cracker"

White man: "yes Mr. African American, I accept your politically correct racism and bigotry because of the hate my "ancestors" put upon you, and therefore will get out of your way."

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