table talk

things you should only discuss at the table

sex is not table talk

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peeper

1. A slang term for "penis" usually used by little kids.
2.

Mr. Thompson's peeper is bent.

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HOTBOY

H - Hang
O - Out
T - The
B - Back
O - Of
Y - You

Used around women (best girlfriends) when you would love to fuck a girl that walks by.

"I'd fucking love to HOTBOY her"

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chav

cancer of the world,
they have there own little culture,
you cannot find a worse type of person
no one likes a chav. SEE TOWNIES, TOWNIE OR NED

if you come across one, kill it
no one will miss it

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boomi

Boomi is to be a hoe or a jump off

SHe gAvE tErry and micah whoop you know she a boomi

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nose douche

When one squirts saline solution up the nasal passage to douche the contents, and the resulting product comes out the other nostril or mouth.

I suddenly knew how mummies felt, as I used my nose douche to fire snot nougats out of my nostril.

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Cut ass

JOke about someone

He gonna cut ur ass

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