Powdered Yarmulke

Getting banged from behind in a small area (closet, foyer, panty) so hard the receivers head goes through the wall leaving a white crown upon the head resembling a yarmulke.

I was banging this chick so hard in my pantry, when her head went through the sheet rock she had a powdered yarmulke.

Asspaper

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

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