talkward

talkward
adj.
unease over talking a lot

"i've been talking so much, i feel talkward."

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laundry math anxiety

doubt over one's clothes malodorous aspect (in proportion to inability to smell ourselves as others do or to in-frequent laundromat visits); losing count of a garment's wearings.

B: can you do me a favor, does this sweater reek, third wearing, but it's my favorite....
G: ah, laundry math anxiety, i get it... but i wouldn't wear that again.

slash

Almost a significant other; as in "my ex": you dated, but decided to be "just friends", usually very good ones, but have since lost touch.

"Mike is my slash: we dated, were inseparable, but decided we were too weird together, as a couple (but then i moved in, so we could both $ave, b4 he went back down south to finish his degree)".

mawkward

mawkward
excessively, simperingly awkward.

1. "I can't decide if 'Miguelito', dry humping Troy's leg, nose twitching like a bunny, is adorable or mawkward!"
2. "The Oprah show's schmaltz factor is off the rails these days, too mawkward, i just can't watch."

(or maybe "...mawkward, i love it!")

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shopper's trance

(aka retail trance) dazed, awkward maneuvers in a retail store

serious shopper's trance in Big Lots today...i was cut off twice...i bumped into a rack of wind-chimes.

heckretary

noun or adj.
secretary gone bad!
mad, depressed or wrathful; can obstruct a workplace.

Any more condescension from that intern and we'll see Sheila turn into our heckretary.

Tim's pleasant to all, but gets heckretary if crossed, deleting unheard voicemails.

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