My Gad

An irritating yet catchy alternative to swearing in the name of "God". Try to sound like a nasal person from the East Coast and stretch on the "A" as long as possible.

"My gad!"
"MY Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahd!"

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Get Bitched And Die Trying

A play on words of 50 Cent's first album with Shady Aftermath, "Get Bitched Or Die Trying".

"Man, fuck 50 Cent! Fuck G Unot! More like Get Bitched and Die Trying!"

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Stan Darsh

Stemming from the South Park episode where the children go skiing and encounter a stereotypical 80s movie plotline. Sort of a lame whiney insult for someone equivalent to Douchebag or Lamer.

"DARRRSHHH! Sup STAN...DARSH! Stan Darsh!"
"Goddammit..."

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loldactyl

A flying LOL. Currently extinct.

"u suck"
"loldactyl"

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Slowback

Similar to a slowp, a really slow comeback or quip that is often also lame or pathetic.

"Hahaha, I can't believe you...you're so pathetic..."
"Ohhh yeah well...uhhhh..."
"Yeah?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Any day now..."
"UHhhhhh...your mom."
"Nice slowback, dude..."

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The Giggle Loop

The exponentially irresistible urge to laugh and giggle in inappropriate situations, such as when asked to take a moment of silence in honor of someone or something, or a solemn ceremony like a wedding or funeral.
The harder one resists the urge to laugh, the funnier the idea of what would have happened HAD you laughed becomes, resulting in an even stronger urge to laugh.

Coined by the British sitcom "Coupling".

"To know of the giggle loop is to become part of the giggle loop!"

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Good Otch

Another way to say "Sexy" or "I'd hit that". The slang "otch" literally means "Sex". However "Good Otch" doesn't literally mean "Good Sex", it's just a compliment or exclamation of a female's sexyness or beauty.

"Shit, did you seen Jessica Simpson's new music video?"
"Daaaamn! Good otch!"

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