Karma

21st century punctuation arising from autocorrect and its inability to punctuate correctly. Traditionally rendered as "," when it appears in electronic messages in a context that makes no sense for its usual definition, it should be read as the punctuation mark that the author originally intended, and probably saw rendered correctly until a millisecond before sending the message. May also appear in instructions such as "Type a list of karma separated tags..."

I thought this sentence was correct when I dictated it karma but when it went out autocorrect had messed it up.

adminstapation

Portmanteau of 'administration' and 'constipation.' Unnecessary and painful blockages in the passage of paperwork through the entrails of a bureaucracy.

I'm sick of the adminstapation that is resulting in my medical treatment being delayed by months!