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Asparapiss

The Urine that Follows the Digestion of Asparagus.

Damn, I Ate WAY too much of that Asparagus, and I Know I have a Mean Asparapiss Waiting to Greet me Later in the Can.

by tha malcontent May 14, 2008

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Roveophobia:

Roveophobia: A Condition Marked by a Compulsive Sexual Attraction to Karl Rove, that is Masked by an Abject Hatred of him and Comparisons of him to the Devil and Hitler.

Roveophobia: Far too many DemocRATS and Liberals are Plagued with "Roveophobia", and their Obsession with him, this far out of Office is a Prime Example.

by tha malcontent January 29, 2009

1πŸ‘ 182πŸ‘Ž


chap a steamer

To take a Dump... And or a Shit.

That's about it.

tha malcontent

I am going to Chap a Steamer on this Camping Trip, and I will use the ShitMaster 5000 to do it.

by tha malcontent June 27, 2007

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Albinophobia

The Irrational Fear of Albinos as Propagated by Pop Culture and Specifically Hollywood during the Miserable Disco Era and Pre-Disco Era.

I Think that Foul Play was a Excellent Example of Albinophobia in Hollywood during the 70's.

by tha malcontent June 11, 2008

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


fuckpuddle

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

by tha malcontent March 30, 2005

8πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.

PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.

by tha malcontent August 3, 2006

33πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Scabbage

The condition that affects most Meth Addicts. It appears as sores and scabs that the addict picks at as the additction worsens.

Damn, did you see the scabbage on Amy's arms?... She needs to lay of the Meth.

meth crank cracker monkey tweak

by tha malcontent August 18, 2012

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž