tom cruise

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III

Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet

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fall out boy

a horrible disease that millions of teenage americans suffer from.

the FOB virus is airborne, one is contaminated with this virus as soon as they hear any pop fall out boy song.

symptoms include include a significant change in sexuality and wardrobe such as : guys wearing mascara and eyeliner while wearing flourescent colored "Youth Small" sized DC shoes shirts, ripped up pants and having a weird haircut with bangs that cover half your face.

we must stop the Fall out boy virus with DEATH METAL, the antidote.

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razr

the newest phone from Motorola,avaliable in Black,Pink and Silver,phone looks tight and its very thin,but its buttons have to be pressed way too hard,other than that,its a bomb azz phone

i got me my new black RAZR.....along with 6 million other people in the US

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coolio

a West-Coast artist who has been making music since the late 1980's for Tommy Boy Records.

people say that Coolio is a one hit wonder with his chart topping song "gangstas paridise" but that is not true...Coolio has many great songs such as "Geto Hilites" "Sumpin New" "Too Hot" "Fucc Coolio" and "Exercise Yo Game" so his album "Gangsta Paradise" is considered a classic by those who heard songs other than just gangstas paradise

Coolio is a lyrically talented yet under-rated MC

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PS3

a new console from sony,fanboys say that its twice as poweful as the 360 but the fact is that it only has 50 more MHZ in the processor....

the pricing for the PS3 has been announced (its official)

$499- PS3 with 40 GB HDD

$599- PS3 with 60 GB HDD

$699- PS3 Bundle with 2 games and 60 GB HDD

i worked for 6 weeks and had 300 dollas saved for the PS3....Sony ruined my dreams

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Ben Roethlisberger

1.dumbass who rides the worlds fastest street legal bike without a helmet and gets owned

2.steelers QB who throws under 25 passes a game, and has a weird ass last name

Ben Roethlisberger rode a bike without a helmet because he dosent know that the floor is harder than his head

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Oakland

my hometown,packed with Chicanos and OGs riding their box chevys while the system plays any CD from Too $hort

the hometown of drug deals,prostitution,car jackings,hustlers,pimps,convicts,crime scene tape,chalk outlines,shell casings,and proud ass Raider fans

damn,i love oakland

oakland is the place to be!

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