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hypebeast

A stuck-up, self-centered young person who only wears hyped up streetwear brands including Stussy, Crooks & Castles, Orisue ect. Hypebeasts are often sneakerheads with a generic sense of style that often entails wearing neon colored sb dunks paired with new era fitted hats and god awful all over print hoodies and jeans so tight that they cut off the wearer's circulation to the brain. Hypebeast fashion sense is loosely based on the classic urban fashion sense of the 90s & 80s. But these hipster streetwear kids always O.D. on retro style. How are you gonna be born in 1991, and dress like you are a teenager in 1984? Most hypebeasts get their carbon-copied style from magazines like Complex and online forums dedicated to such streetwear.

Hypebeasts usually live in and around the urban centers of Los Angeles, the San Francisco Bay Area, New York City and D.C. However, many cities across the country including Baltimore, Philly and the rougher boroughs of NYC (i.e. Brooklyn) maintain their distinct local urban style which differs greatly from the semi-homosexual hypebeast style. Since many hypebeasts hail from soft, posh suburban environments, they would probably get stomped the fuck out by twenty different pairs of Timberland boots and Air force 1's if they dare tread in the ghettos of such cities.

Although hypebeasts come from all different racial backgrounds, more often then not, most hypebeasts are Filipino or some other type of Asian because most of the hypebeast fashion brands were founded by Asians from California (i.e. Crooks & Castles, The Hundreds and LRG). This is a very recent social phenomenon because back in the 90s, urban fashion was usually strictly worn by blacks, latinos and certain whites who actually lived in urban areas.

Those hypebeast kids sitting at that table over there think their the shit. But their style is so homo. All of those short pussy mawfuckers would get beat the fuck up if they took a trip to say ... North Philly, Jamaica, Queens, West Baltimore or anywhere that was a real ghetto.

by thagoldenchild07 April 16, 2008

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$100 sneakers

Hundred dollar sneakers usually refer to Air Jordans or higher priced Nike Air Force Ones. $100 sneaks are the standard footwear from the Bay area to New York City. You're lucky if you can actually grab a pair of exclusive retro Jordans or Forces for $100 because they sell out at retail stores very quickly. Many pairs of exclusive jordans and forces sell out at stores within minutes. And if you still want a pair after they happen to sell out at stores, you will have to pay up to several hundred dollars more by purchasing them online. It is almost impossible to always have the latest pair of AJs or Air Forces because a newer hotter looking pair comes out every month. People may not always compliment you on your fresh $100 sneakers, but they sure will be quick to clown on your ass if you're wearing a dogged pair that are more than a year old.

"Boomin' like a speaker with my $100 sneakers..."
-Buckshot Shorty, Black Moon circa 1993

by thagoldenchild07 May 15, 2007

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