specie

(pron: Spee'she)
(noun) 1; a breed. Biological rank under genius
2; A coin made of a precious metal

Thats a unique specie

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roach casings

(n) An ootheca. A long term accumulation of cockroach egg sacks fecal mater and otherwise long dead roach body parts. Often found in dark hard-to-reach places especially in kitchens as in under the refrigerator or around cheap Chinese-made electronic items such as clocks.

There were quite a bit of roach casings from that last tenant we just evicted.

Billy Ray Valentine

Character played by Eddie Murphy in Trading Places where he plays a phony blind Viet-man parapalegic. After being auestioned by law enforcement he discovers he can see and have legs to walk on.

The name is Billy Ray Valentine

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bum cookie

(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.

He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.

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deuce wheeler

A hand truck or dolly that has 2 wheels and used to move something. A Segway human transporter.

use the deuce wheeler to move the frige.

guitar in the head

<i>v.prep</i> To have a guitar whether be acustical or electric lead or bass smashed about the head.

<i>noun</i> A severe symptom caused by a sinus infection (cold) Usually death can occur if a blow to the head is administered during this ailment.

Our great Uncle Sam died an early age from guitar in the head after a street brawl over some whore.

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badillac

(adj) 1;Bad Ass Cadillac
2; A car usually an older model Cadillac that is tricked out with dubs, candy paint, and hydrolics.
3; Name given to an Ol' Skool Caddy that was too old for the government's 'Cash For Clunkers' program, but the smoke beltchin' gas guzzeling rust bucket still at least gets you around.

(inj)1; A black male version of jerk.

2; Black male bastard

Gas is back under $4/ gal guess I'll drive the Badillac to work.

Get the hell away from me you Badillac!

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