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When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse
He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"
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Quite possibly the greatest invention of all time, aglets are those plastic thingies on the end of shoelaces. Without them we would not only be unable to put the laces into the shoe holes, but the laces would become unraveled and abosrb dirt and other unwanted materials.
I've worn my shoes for such a long time that the aglets came off, I think I need new shoes.
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A person who calls out from work at least one a week with a varied excuse, due to the fact they don't want to work.
He called out? Well I am not surprised. He is a onceaweeker