knightjob

receiving sexual favors from a partner in full plate armor, a mainstay of any sex dungeon

*metal clanging from bedroom*
josh: hey what's with all the clanging?
hayden: oh, wayne is getting a knightjob
josh: how chivalrous

dickory doubt

Doubting if someone has a dick; questioning ones manhood.

Mike over there is giving me some serious dickory doubt.
Ya, what guy doesn't like football?