Tafted

To be "Tafted" is to screw someone else in an extreme fashion, as if you have forcibly lodged them in a bathtub. Also implies that you are too obese to fit into a standard-sized bathtub

Refers to William Howard Taft, 27th President of the US who got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his extreme weight (>330 lbs, largest of any president).

"Fred was supposed to give me the presentation on Monday but didn't even show up for work. He totally Tafted me. I hate that guy."

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