olympic sit-up

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

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double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

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ditch fucker

nasty country girl (highly likely skag whore) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely ass to mouth her. You have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can't see)

q: how was the cottage?
a: I was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker

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the art of schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness

-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz

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liquid fiend

hardcore liquor shot

start with a shot of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager)

Snort it!

Also see fuck you go home and the militia

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the militia

Liquor shot

80% JD
20% Creme de Menthe (the clear shit, not the creamy)

The militia's coming to town to fuck you up!

Also see
fuck you go home and liquid fiend

the goodness

high quality skunky sticky icky that you only wish you knew someone who would sell it to you. Can be know to cause extreme paranoia and Taco Bell sauce fights

joe: yo i grabbed the goodness today
bob: roll it then nigga!

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