the art of schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness

-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz

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liquid fiend

hardcore liquor shot

start with a shot of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager)

Snort it!

Also see fuck you go home and the militia

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olympic sit-up

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

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double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

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texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

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the shocker

two fingers in the kitty and one in the a$$

to get girls warmed up for anal, I use the shocker

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fuck you go home

Hardecore liquor shot
start with one shot each of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager), tequila and vodka.
Drink the liquid cocaine through a straw while pouring the other two shots into the shot glass

joe: I bet i can do one of those
bob: sure dicksmack
joe: (slurp)...falls over
bob: fuck you go home

also see the militia and liquid fiend

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