the art of schulz

being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness

-damn, you finished the bottle already?
-no doubt
-fukn art of schulz

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liquid fiend

hardcore liquor shot

start with a shot of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager)

Snort it!

Also see fuck you go home and the militia

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the militia

Liquor shot

80% JD
20% Creme de Menthe (the clear shit, not the creamy)

The militia's coming to town to fuck you up!

Also see
fuck you go home and liquid fiend

the goodness

high quality skunky sticky icky that you only wish you knew someone who would sell it to you. Can be know to cause extreme paranoia and Taco Bell sauce fights

joe: yo i grabbed the goodness today
bob: roll it then nigga!

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five dollar ho

after a blow job and spewing on her face, slap her with a five dollar bill so it sticks

*Variation*
If she is a skag whore you can ask for change

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shiminabub

crazy whacked out insect with shitloads of tentacles and wings and teeth bent on world domination. Highly effective at camouflage, can only be seen through ingestion of copious amounts of shrooms.
Also called imminashish

Holy shit that shiminabub is fucking huge!
fuck there's another! i'm outta here! It's chasing me! help! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

bulbis

1. Overinflated
2. someone with a really fucking big head

what the hell is bulbis doing here?

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