Harry Potter

The best freaking book and movie series ever. It tells the story of Harry Potter "the boy who lived" and his life at Hogwarts School for Witch Craft and Wizardry. He is also the main threat to the villain Voldemort. As of October 2009 there are 7 books ad 6 movies. The book was written by JK Rowling and the movie stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson as Harry, Ron and Hermionie. The series is only criticized and hated by illiterate morons with nothing better to do.

Moron: Yo that Harry Potter is so dumb!!
Intelligent Kid: Have you even read the books?
Moron: No....
Intelligent Kid: Yeah okay then....

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high school

1. A place with many people aged 13-18.

2. A place where adults believe we are learning.
3. A place where you can climb the social ladder. (Maybe.)
4. A place where adults believe we are being prepared for the real world. (Although ironically enough Gr. 7 & 8 are spent preparing for high school.)
5. A pointless, government funded place of torture.

Josh: High school sucks
Every Teen In The World: Amen!!!!

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Hollister

A town in California who's name has been disgraced and is all over random teens' clothes thanks to Hollister Co.

Stan: Hey I guess we're roommates now..... where you from?
Joe: Hollister
Stan: WTF you live in a clothing store?
Joe: No the town.....
Stan: So you work in the factory?
Joe: No.... the town in California..... oh nevermind

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Canada

1. That place up north
2. A place who's inhabitants can handle -20C and +30C.
3. Where "U" is used more often in our words, we say zed not zee and eh?
4. A place where awesome animals such as moose, beavers and polar bears live.
5. A hockey loving nation.
6. A place where we use manners more often.
7. The country that conveniently blocks Alaska from the rest of the US.
8. The land of lakes, snow and free health care for all
9. The best country ever.

Joe: Where do you live Stan?
Stan: Canada!!
Joe: Eh?!
Stan: Yeah, yeah (eye roll)

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Kanye West

A talentless douchebag that picks on teen girls in public.

Yo Taylor I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!

-Something Kanye West said at the 2009 VMA's

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Pwned

1. The domination of a person, place or thing
2. An epic win over someone else
3. A crushing of someone else's talent or belief.

Joe: Hey little girl I bet I can beat you and one on one basketball.
Little Girl: Okay let's play....
The little girl beats Joe really badly.
Joe has just gotten pwned by the little girl.

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Internet Hater

A person who often spreads their hate for a person, place, thing, movie, book, tv show, etc. on the internet. The are usually bored or just very negative or emo.

Note* Not to be confused as a person who hates the internet.

Random Post on Blog: That Britney Spears is so retarded and talentless!!
Person commenting on post: Stop being an internet hater!!!

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