R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

shit-talking mushroom

A very rude mushroom.

That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!

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Squishy Hippo

The chew toy your dog humps.

EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!

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KABOOGLEADOOGLE

A doggy delicacy

Bro, did you order the KABOOGLEADOOGLE

astro-not

A person who dreams of being an astronaut, but never becomes one :(

Oh little Timmy? He turned out to be an astro-not

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