Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.

Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!