Rule 34

Some weird-ass internet rule that could severely damage one's childhood.

Rule 34 is the rule that if something exists on the internet, there's porn of it.
(i disrecommend searching it up)

Guilty displeasure

The opposite of a guilty pleasure. A guilty displeasure is when you hate a thing that everyone else likes.

Person 1: hey dude, wanna watch Ed, Edd & Eddy?
Person 2: Sorry dude, I hate that show, It's a guilty displeasure of mine...