Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm

Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!

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peek_a_boo

a peek-a-boo is when you brown eye (or moon) a person and squeeze a poo out and suck it back up your arse.

harry the dirty prick was pissed last night and peek-a-booed a car load of people on our way home from the pub.

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Biozeminades

The Biozeminades was a enemy in HL2 that was cut after the hack. The Biozeminades had the power to make itself look good and you had to kill it with spray paint.

T3h Biozeminades W4s 7h3 r0xR!!!!!11!

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british tv

Something to watch only in times of dire bordem

Narrator: welcome back to animal kingdom,I'm generic narrator guy,here to show you talking animals on British tv, aka bbc
Me: Damn, I'm bored

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discworld

Possibly the greatest concotion known to man, about a world carried around by four elephants riding on a turtle. Pokes fun at everything. Features characters like Rincewind, Vimes, Granny Weatherwax, and DEATH, the sentimentalist who talks in all capital letters (not as annoying as it sounds).

That Discworld book where Granny Weatherwax fights the Elf Queen was Godly!

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leet speak

leet speak or 1337 5p34|< was originally used by hackers as a way to send messages, now is used by hardcore gamers to insult. leet or 1337 is derived from the word elite meaning simply the best.

|)1|) _|00 533 /\/\3 |>\/\//\/><0|2
|)47 /\/008?
translation: did you see me own that noob?

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spindleshanx

Spindle- Greek, comes from the word "speendle", means for someone to fall over
Shanx- Greek, comes from the word "shrunks", means to laugh

omg that l0zer f3ll over what a looser SPINDLESHANX

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