soccer mom

Beasts from hell. They will try to censor anything. Responsible for Columbine and Sadamm ever being the dictator of Iraq. Drive large things known as minivans, which are usually larger than normal vans. Take their kids to soccer games and cheer them on all the time, even when their kid sucks more balls than a 3 cent chinese whore. Their minivans are sized between that of an M2A3 Bradley and M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank.

Sergeant Ha was in his M2A3 when he saw a soccer mom who was late for getting to see her kid's soccer game rushing towards his tank. He quickly fired off a missile, destroying the monstrosity and her personnel carrier. What's that? What about her family? No problems, just fire a missile or 654 at their house.

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sidwell

A kickass school that was founded by quakers but holds the most unquakerly student body EVAR! No cheerleaders :(, and the mascot is the "Fighting Quakers".

THE FIGHTING QUAKERS ARE GOlNG TO RAPE YOU WITH FLOWERS AND PEACE SONGS BWAHAHAHAAHAH!

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