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the most gangster pimp that you will ever meet. straight outta the bad part of new York, he will steal your girl, and beat you in rock paper scissors at the same time. moved to the big D now he runs whores in every part of the country. escapes the government by running to Canada where the Canadian government hides him. also a jujitsu master, he can smack you without you ever seeing it coming.
"yo dude derb is such a pimp"
"nah, did you see him smack me, he fights like a woman."
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A true beast of a man. He is a big balled boy scout based out of LO Michigan. Champion of Jv powerlifting, and god of computer editing. he spends most days at home by himself, or kicking ass with another god by the name of griffin Hamilton.
"dude did you see azarovitz's latest deadlift"
"yeah, but its still not varsity level"
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A girl who uses her body and mediocre lipsync to gain fame on Tik Tok.
shes such a tik tok girl, nah shes just a hoe
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Big boy with a bari sax. This man will chases you down while carrying a baritone saxophone. Mark is man that carries the band, and will kill you if you say its not a sport. Also an avid lover of rap, who if you don't agree with will just say "whaaaaat".
"dude i told mark that marching band wasn't a sport, and he flipped out"
"yeah bro thats just because he doesn't do any real sports"
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The same as a broken record, where they repeat themselves over and and over.
My therapist keeps saying I have clinical depression, she's starting to sound like a Broken NPC
Will clap a writ on you if you give him shit. A mostly gentle giant but he will have no heresy or he will revoke your penis privileges. The big boy is well known for the fact that he is reincarnated from an original settler of the US named john proctor. Also know as bombton. The heart and soul of lake Orion honors english.
alex: derb, why would you tell conner that pun, now he will revoke your penis privileges.
connor: alex you better run if you don't want me to clap a writ on you.
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An epic gentleman. He will not tolerate it if you say anything toxic. If you say anything toxic, he will roll up his sleeves and give you a beatdown while calling you a gentleman, and asking how your day has been. Griffin also has a "special" relationship with his uncle Jimbo, who has been griffins favorite uncle since childhood, despite griffin recently discovering that they aren't actually related.
Jacob: "what the fuck griffin you completely messed that up"
griffin:"Jacob i won't tolerate that toxicity in here"
*proceeds to beat Jacobs ass*
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