Football

If you’re American you’re probably thinking this is going to be about the NFL. Well, it’s not. Football (A.K.A soccer) is the most popular sport on the world. People say it’s bad, it’s for pussies, and they talk trash about it. These people just say that because they think it’s so easy. Well it’s not. You gotta run for 90 minutes straight, you have to have great pace and awareness. (Unlike American football when the play stops every few seconds) if you are a goalkeeper, you got to have great reflexes, jumping ability, and loads of other abilities that take a lot of practice to master. Football is a great sport.

Bob: Hey, have you played Football yet?
Bill: Yeah? Everyone has, it’s Sunday night football!!!!
Bob: *face palms

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