Lucas

An awesome friend that will be there for you when you need him. he might act different around his other friends but he WILL always be there. he's a generally sweet guy and might be gay, but thats ok. he has his own problems at home though. family stuff probably. he has a talent that you will get to know when he starts to trust you. he will listen to you ramble in your darkest moments and cheer you up with his awesome sense of humor. he can make and make jokes, and so if you meet one, become friends with him immediatly!!!

person 1 "hi lucas!"
lucas "hey! wassup bestie!"

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Cat

a fucking evil creature that will mess up your life and then seduce you with their eyes. a fucking demon

person 1 "hey i just got a cat."
person 2 "so we'll hang out at my house from now on?"

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Colleen

a best friend. is loyal, sweet and probs really hot, and will be there for you and keep all of your secrets.

person: hi colleen can i talk to you?
collen: ya sure u can tell me anything!

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no homo

something you say when in denial of being gay/lesbian/bisexual.

"hey man, ur hot and i want to date you but no homo."
"..."

Lesbian

Being considered bi. And discriminated. But having two short nails. And a difficult-to-draw pride flag. And not American

Situation one:
“Hey I’m Lesbian”
“I thought u were American”

Situation two:
“Hey mom where are the nail clippers?”
“Oh I’m the bathroom why?”
“Jen is coming over”
“😮”

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Maple Ridge Elementary School

Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.

poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?

Nov 2

National hug a girl that likes you day

“Ayo go hug Kiera”
“Why?”
“Because it’s Nov 2 national hug a girl that likes you day”
“But I’m not gay”
“Yah but she is”

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