fuckshitdamn

This is an expression used commonly in eastern Kansas, esp. at Wellsville High School, when implying much dismay or pain.

Consists of the words fuck, shit, and damn.

Fuckshitdamn! I just broke my flaggin' toe!

I've been shot! Fuckshitdamn!

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Served, you got

v., in a past-tense.

To get "served" one must get either screwed over, shown up by another, or slapped in the face by someone usually of the female sex. In no way whatsoever does this have to do with the gay movie "You Got Served".

You bought a shitty car from that guy... you got served.

Dude, that guy totally beat your ass in basketball! You got served!

Whoa! That chick just slapped the fuck out of you! You got served!

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spadionkle

Orginates from the flick "Cannibal the Musical" starring Matt Stone and directed by Trey Parker (South Park, Baseketball, Team America: World Police).

The term spadionkle expresses supreme joy and happiness; an all out "good" feeling; the warm fuzzies, not the cold priklies. Complete euphoria.

The sky is blue and all the leaves are green, my heart's as warm as a baked potato, I think I know exactly what I mean, when I say it's a spadionkle day.

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cold damn

Antonym of hot damn... actually, "cold damn" isn't really a word. But if it was, it would be used sarcastically as hot damn in a cold situation, such as stuck in a giant ice cube.

Hot damn! We're stuck in this giant ice cube, Joe! We might as well say cold damn!

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Victory Slide

n. & v.

Est. at Wellsville High School in the boys' locker room showers after a victory in one sport or another, usu. football.

A victory slide consists of the shower floor being covered with soap while a naked individual "slides" across it on either his chest or back while yelling "Whoo!". Most of the time, the unlucky individual is pissed on.

Hey Joe, do a victory slide across the shower because we won the state championship!

Dude, I just got pissed all over while doing a victory slide!

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bumply

1) adj. - after feces is made on the ground and your girlfriend's face is shoved in it, her face is said to look "bumply".

2) adj. - a zitty (and often hairy) ass.

1) That's disgusting! Your face is all bumply and you smell of shit!

2) My ass is very bumply, is it not?

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Wellsville High School

n.
Mostly referring to Wellsville, Kansas's high school.

Also referred to what you get in the toliet after taco and burrito night.

Also see Scabe Scrub.

I go to Wellsville High School.

Dude, I just took a Wellsville High School in the shitter! Check it out!

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