Hyperspeed

Going a unrealistic speeds during masturbation.

Yo my girl showed me sum last night. I'm going hyperspeed.

April 5th

A day in which if you were born, you are automatically loved and cared for by those around you (Most of the time.)

It's fucking April 5th, happy birthday! :)

Anagaphobia

The fear of never getting to experience true romantic and/or sexual love because of the way you are.

Signs you may be anagaphobic,

Jealousy towards couples
Isolation
Insecurity

Pretending you are something you aren't for validation and attention

"my bpd gives me anagaphobia."
"I'm trans and that causes me anagaphobia"

Alien

Synonymous word.
Meaning to either be crazy or to be acting dumb

"What you alien for?"
"He looked at me like I'm alien."