Ingemar

Ingemar: Of Norwegian origin, also found in New Zealand, Commonly in Christchurch or Hamilton, an Ingemar can often be spotted on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday night in a place commonly Known as " Town " doing a behavioral act known as " on the prowl " check it out by the pool table, Im going in . Much is known about the Ingemar species, Typically has brown colored hair and, roughly 6'2" in height. This species may be intimidating to some due to the shear size of this species, but Ingemar's are generally harmless unless armed with a wrx, a tron or a raarlet.

Also the species of Ingemar comes under the animal type of a mammal, more specifically a " Party Animal ". Its diet consists mainly of red bul & vodka, coke & vodka and copious amounts of beer.

Much is still yet to be learned about this creature.

when an Iingemar is " on the prowl " check it out by the pool table, I'm going in

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Toddler

A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a nak for interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler

Shit Jim, you look like you’ve had a bender this morning! “ don’t be silly Cheryl, I got totally toddlered last night, the little bastard didn’t sleep until 2am” toddler

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