Perfection

the condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects. a person or thing perceived as the embodiment of perfection. Also known as Mara M. However, she's taken so you can't have her.

Wow, I have seen perfection. She's walking to the store right now!

I've never seen such perfection with that essay!

Shmeddler

A term for idiotic people, usually used by elders in order to describe meddling kids.

Them darn shmeddlers keep takin my biscuits.