Garrison

A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.

Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos.

Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.

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