October 24

national put a cracker up your friends ass day.

Omg chalissa i cant believe its october 24, i am gonna get cracked.

Shrek

Many believe in shrek as a god. Shrek is holy to many, and he is most definitely very sexy, or should i say shrexy. He has a gorgeous bald head, with ears like no others. Shrek is the definition of sexy and bald. Now remember kids to pray every night, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

~Shrek is love, Shrek is life~