Douchepig

1.Faggot cops that will never give you a good break.
2.Ass holes who enjoy pushing you into door frames when you walk by.
3.A friend who just makes things worse.

ex:1. "did that guy just give you a ticket? yea... What a douche pig!"
ex:2. -walking happily by and rammed into frame- "DOUCHEPIG!"
ex:3. "dude did he just punch you in the face?" "yea bro it hurt like hell." "you know whats good for that?" "what?" "Dead Arm!" "....douchpig..."