iming

instant messaging, a contraction.

i am iming this guy who thinks i am a hot girl

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today

today is yesterday and tomorrow is today

you heard me, i said it

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Pelicans

Clubs of gays.

I like to enter pelicans.

gooly

Sexual intercourse where one pukes on their penis and rolls back and forth like cleveland steamers.

Boy: Me love some gooly.
Girl: Sure, I do love gooly and I'm scatting your ass!

whiskey tits

the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen

the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.

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face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.

i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.

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sixteen candles

a john hughes movie, based in the town every other movie by him was, sherman illinois, as made fun of in dogma. the movie sucked but that long duck dong guy was hilarious.

harold: oh go back, that was sixteen candles, i love that movie.
kumar: yep, and the award for gayest thing ever said in this appartment goes to...Harold for saying that he likes sixteen candles

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