grundle gnome

a fucking hilarious word, i guess it could be crabs, bit it sounds funny as hell

that douchebag is a fucking grundle gnome

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mary-kate

to force one's self to puke as in fashion with the olsen twin

i had so much pizza i had to pull a mary-kate, no dumbass i didn't take it up the ass, i puked.

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bindle

the thing a hobo carries, consisting of a stick and a sac of some type.

in the simpsons when homer is boxing against boxcar charlie he put his bindle aside.

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lq

i like to claim invention to this one:
lq = laughing quietly
since no one ever really laughs out loud this is the new laughing term for iming, now lol means even funnier.

msnguy1: aim sucks!
msnguy2: lq

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make me come

force yourself to ejaculate

It is gonna make me come.

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today

today is yesterday and tomorrow is today

you heard me, i said it

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Pelicans

Clubs of gays.

I like to enter pelicans.