grundle gnome

a fucking hilarious word, i guess it could be crabs, bit it sounds funny as hell

that douchebag is a fucking grundle gnome

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bridgestone

Motor company.

I drive on a car with bridgestone tyres.

robot house

the best fucking house alive. this is animal house for the 30th century.

guy 1-where u living now
guy 2-robot house, u?
guy 1-some gay fudgepacking frat
guy 2-loser

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taco fiesta

similar to the male's sausage fest, this is a party where it is all females. originates from the term pink taco.

the ladies had a taco fiesta last nite

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gooly

Sexual intercourse where one pukes on their penis and rolls back and forth like cleveland steamers.

Boy: Me love some gooly.
Girl: Sure, I do love gooly and I'm scatting your ass!

whiskey tits

the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen

the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.

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face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.

i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.

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