Schmalmacke

Pronunciation: sh-mall-mack
An adorable fuzzy creature that is part squirrel, part cat, and, depending on the species, can be either part bear, part stingray, or part fox.

"I'm so ashamed."
"Why?"
"I accidentally ran over a schmalmacke ;(."

horny

Eli's mom had sent him to Mandy's house to get some eggs. He casually walked up her front porch steps and knocked on the door, waiting patiently. Soon enough, Many opened up the door. She was wearing nothing but a bright pink bikini. Her hair was damp and slightly curled. She held a towel near the nape of her neck, attempting to ring the rest of the water out.

"What's up?" she asked.

Eli shrugged, brain frantically concentrated on staring at Mandy's blue eyes and not on anything lower. "My mom sent me to get some eggs."

She nodded. "Okay, well come on in let me find some." It didn't take her long to take the container from Eli's hands and fill it up with half a dozen eggs. "While you're here," she said, "Do you think you could do me a favor?"

"Uh sure, what is it?"

"I need help putting on my tanning lotion."

Eli took some of the lotion and began to smooth it over her soft, tan back. Just when he thought he was done, she turned around to face him, still holding her hair up, waiting expectantly. So, he smoothed some more lotion over her abdomen and over her shoulders.

"You missed a spot," she said. She took Eli's hand and placed it on her breast. He felt himself get hard, but he said nothing. He held the fabric of her bathing suit back as he massaged the lotion all over her breasts. She wrapped her arms around him and began kissing slowly up and down his neck. Mandy took his face in her hands and made out with him passionately. "You missed a spot."

She lifted up one of her legs and let it rest on the counter. Mandy took his hand and slipped it under her bikini bottom so that it was resting on her clit. Her pussy was soaking wet, which only turned him on even more. He ripped off her bottoms. He rubbed her clit while making out with her. She broke off every other kiss to let out a moan.

"Mmmm. Right there... Oh yes baby"

Suddenly Mandy ripped off his clothes and got on her knees. Mandy sucked his dick, massaged his balls. Eli stroked her hair, holding it out of her face. He began to moan as Mandy sped up her rhythm, until finally he came. She licked up all of it and swallowed it. Mandy slowly stood up, pressing her chest against Eli's and began making out with him once again. Soon, neither of them could take it anymore. Mandy led Eli into the pool. She mounted him and rode him. He held her ass, pushing and pulling her, It wasn't long until both of them came, but they were both so horny they still wanted even more.

There was a knock on the door. They didn't care, Eli and Mandy continued making love in the pool.

Mandy's absolute dilf of a father answered the door.

"I sent Eli for some eggs," Eli's mom said, "What's going on over there?"

Mandy's dad grabbed Eli's mom by the waist and then pressed her into the wall, hungrily making out with her, and of course, other things followed afterwards.

From then on, Eli's mom has always somehow been forgetting to buy eggs, and Eli is happy to go retrieve them.

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