the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.
"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism
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berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.
person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.
person 2: no, itรขยยs berthanette!!! RUN!!