COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.

Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.

MOPO

Make Out Punch Out
Applied to a person that you find attractive but very annoying. You would like to make out with them but also punch them out at the same time.

Me: Hey what do you think of Pat?

Them: Total mopo.
Me: Yeah, very hot but I can't stand Pat.

mondarrhea

A condition applied to people who have a habit of calling in sick on Mondays.

Alex: Is Mark in today?
Ryan: No, he called in sick.
Alex: Hmm. Another bad case of Mondarrhea?
Ryan: Seems like it.

Fridaymyalgia

A condition applied to people who have a habit of calling in sick on Fridays.

Ryan: Is Joe in today?
Alex: No, he called in sick.
Ryan: Hmm. Another case of Fridaymyalgia?
Alex: Seems so.