gigundimous

(pronounced: jai-GOON-duh-mus) gigantic + huge + enormous, ie, really really big.

Did you see that hailstone that landed on Jay's car? Thing was gigundimous!

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Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

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loungies

Your favorite loungewear, usually pants.

"Hey, where are my gray loungies?"
"I threw them in the laundry."
"What??! I could've gotten another week out of those!"

FBL

"Full-Bodied Ladies," as used in Dethklok: Metalocalypse.

Skwisgaar is acquiring a new stable of FBLs.

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overboob

when one's bra is too small, and one or both boobs are poking over the top of the cup. there are varying degrees of overboob; and when a severe case affects both boobs, it is called quadriboob.

I haven't worn this bra in a while, I must've outgrown it... I've had overboob all day long and no one told me!

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cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

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